Finance, Forex and Investments

Just a Joke... Take it Lite... Why Are Americans Jobless?

John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 a.m. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA ) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN PHILIPPINES ) . He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE ) and tennis shoes (MADE IN VIETNAM). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA ), then he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN ) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA ), he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY ) filled it with GAS (from Saudi Arabia ) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his computer (MADE IN MALAYSIA ), John decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL ) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE ) and turned on his TV (MADE IN KOREA ), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA . AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM HIS PRESIDENT (MADE IN KENYA )

Public Comments

1. hahahahahahaha @the president xD
2. LOL
3. Check out Stephen Colbert's message to Congress last week http://www.indecisionforever.com/2010/09/24/stephen-colbert-testifies-before-congress/
4. i enjoyed this:D
5. nice :)
6. veryyy funny!!!!
7. lol...funny...
8. haha
9. haha that's amazing
10. the president came from materials in Kenya...but i think his made in USA gr8 joke tho!!!
11. You have just about everything covered. However, we need to add one more - come November some out of work Americans will be damn sure some Democrats are out of work as well. .
12. great!
13. hahahaha:) great!