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Do you ever struggle like this guy to figure out what's going wrong in America?

John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 am. While his coffeepot(MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor(MADE IN HONG KONG) He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA) After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO)to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled it with GAS (from Saudi Arabia) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (made in MALAYSIA), John decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL), poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT MADE IN KENYA.

Public Comments

  1. That's fucked up man but maybe you should stop buying at walmart you moron!
  2. Man, thats so deep O.o
  3. as long as he eats his muffin made in England then Im happy ;)
  4. LOL @ the last bit! That's way racist though, who cares what the president's ethnic background was? No one in America is like FROM America except for native americans.
  5. I bet his car was made in Mexico or Canada just like my Ford was. Obama just might have been made in route to someplace, only to emerge in Kenya. LOL Weren't most Americans "made" in a backseat ?
  6. WOAH lol
  7. ok well that's an old joke with the last line threw in there as new.
  8. I'm just hoping he can do better than the last 'made in America' president. Let's face it, he'd have to try really hard to do worse. Now let's make out
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