Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking (with coffee from Col umbia), he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG) He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA ) , designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA) After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet ( MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radi o (MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car(MADE IN GERMANY) filled it with GAS (from Saudi Arabia ) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (Made InMalaysia) (with tech support in INDIA ), Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine ( MADE IN FRANCE) with some cheese (made in Holland) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he can't find a good-paying job in... AM E R I CA!!!